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*A suggestion by KBrouse*

Ever had some lame person come up to you, "HAHAHAAHAAA YOU'RE VEGETARIAN/VEGAN AND YOU DON'T EAT MEAT LOLZ"?

We've all been there.

We've all been completely exasperated countless times!

Share your stories and any 'one sentence show stoppers' that had shut them up right away! :D 



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This is so great. Thank you, Annie! =D

"Why are you so uptight about eating MEAT?"
"Cause I don't have time to grow a chicken! I'm hungry NOOOOW!" *complete with foot stomp and whiny tone*

Reserve for those that insist on treating a hamburger like the coveted Holy Grail in front of you:
"Mmmmm... Meat!"
*YAWN!* "Really? Is that all ya got, CroMag? Isn't there a grease laden, hormone injected, pesticide fed, slab of horse meat you call a "Big Mac" you should be cramming directly into an artery about now, instead of wasting your limited breaths trying to critique what on my plate?"
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After you're done with that, will you be peeing on the couch to mark your territory and dragging your mate off for some breedin'?

My all-time favorite:
"When you gonna give up this veggie crap?"
"When its legal to eat humans."

I got a ton of these... Just wait 'til I'm more awake! LOL





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Those are awesome!

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I use this one when confronted by someone eating a plate of greasy meaty cheesy crap and making fun of my healthy delicious foods, "why don't you just take your heart out and stomp it into the dirt? It would be faster".

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LOL! Love it, Wren! :)

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We went to what I guess you would call a petting farm yesterday.

And my uncle had been ribbing me about being vegan all day.

We then came across the most gorgeous little piglets, to which he said "Awww they're just like puppies! All play fighting :D"

And then I was like "Yeah? So why don't you eat puppies then"

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SNAP!


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When people ask me why I don't eat meat I say "Because, unlike you, I have evolved".

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Hahaha!
All of these are great guys!
I may borrow a few of these if I encounter someone.
My favorites are:
"Why are you so uptight about eating MEAT?"
"Cause I don't have time to grow a chicken! I'm hungry NOOOOW!" *complete with foot stomp and whiny tone*
"When you gonna give up this veggie crap?"
"When its legal to eat humans."
"Awww they're just like puppies! All play fighting :D"
And then I was like "Yeah? So why don't you eat puppies then"



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"Ewwwww soya milk is absolutely VILE"
"Oh right? And pus-filled milk, from animals treated with absolutely DISGUSTING cruelty, ISN'T?! I must be missing something here..."

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KBrouse wrote:



My all-time favorite:
"When you gonna give up this veggie crap?"
"When its legal to eat humans."

I got a ton of these... Just wait 'til I'm more awake! LOL




 Im going to use that one! 



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When I was in primary school, my mum once made me these lentil bean burger thingies for lunch. This boy came up to my table and started to insult me and my lunch. Then the Dinner Room Supervisor came over and was like "Oh, wow, are they lentils! I love them!" It turned out she was veggie. I didn't get teased very much after that :)

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Lentils!

Someone winding me up today, "MMMMMMM EGGS! Could not live without them!"

"Aye, gotta love me some chicken period in the morning!"


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Nice, Annie!
You know? I wonder what moron said to himself, "Hey! I got a great idea. Lets eat the next thing that falls out of that birds a$$!"

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Okay, at my age, I have seemed to completely destroyed my internal filter. I've never been a very "politically correct" woman, but over the last few years, it seems to have gotten considerably worse.

From a 24 year old carnivore: "You made chili with MUSHROOMS in it? Freaking gross! Why don't you just get over this hippy crap and eat meat like a normal person?"
Now, from what my kids have told me, when I get challenged, I take in a deep breath and grow to over 10 feet tall and talk like Dennis Leary.
So after sucking in a deep breath and facing this little PITA thats younger than 2 of my kids this was my reply: "You were a bully in school. weren't you. Betcha it was because you felt inadequate due to a small penis, huh. Tell you what. Lets make a deal - right now. You keep your insignificant, narrow minded opinions off my dinner plate, and I won't share with the entire community at large your abusive tendencies stemming from your "Small Man" issues, m'kay?"

Worked... like... a charm. ;)

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Freaking BOOM!!!! Pahahahaa, that is so epic. I've been told something similar by friends and family myself :D

My main weakness is that I don't care who I offend... which often gets me into trouble! Hahahaa :D

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My mouth gets me in trouble all the time.

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KBrouse wrote:

 I wonder what moron said to himself, "Hey! I got a great idea. Lets eat the next thing that falls out of that birds a$$!"


 

classic lol biggrin

Annoyingly, whenever I am out for a walk I think up some great ones, but as soon as I get home and look at this thread I've forgotten them, I've never been good at come backs when somebody says something irritating me, I always think of a great come-back hours later when it's too late!!



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Me too Jayx, I'm like George Costanza (Seinfeld), when he had that comeback he was dying to use and then it flopped anyway, lol.


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Hahahaa that is me all over, I'll stumble over what I'm saying too, or won't get the words out right... EPIC FAIL.

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KBrouse wrote:

Okay, at my age, I have seemed to completely destroyed my internal filter. I've never been a very "politically correct" woman, but over the last few years, it seems to have gotten considerably worse.

From a 24 year old carnivore: "You made chili with MUSHROOMS in it? Freaking gross! Why don't you just get over this hippy crap and eat meat like a normal person?"
Now, from what my kids have told me, when I get challenged, I take in a deep breath and grow to over 10 feet tall and talk like Dennis Leary.
So after sucking in a deep breath and facing this little PITA thats younger than 2 of my kids this was my reply: "You were a bully in school. weren't you. Betcha it was because you felt inadequate due to a small penis, huh. Tell you what. Lets make a deal - right now. You keep your insignificant, narrow minded opinions off my dinner plate, and I won't share with the entire community at large your abusive tendencies stemming from your "Small Man" issues, m'kay?"

Worked... like... a charm. ;)


 Ahahahaha we should be neighbors! 



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Wren wrote:
KBrouse wrote:

Okay, at my age, I have seemed to completely destroyed my internal filter. I've never been a very "politically correct" woman, but over the last few years, it seems to have gotten considerably worse.

From a 24 year old carnivore: "You made chili with MUSHROOMS in it? Freaking gross! Why don't you just get over this hippy crap and eat meat like a normal person?"
Now, from what my kids have told me, when I get challenged, I take in a deep breath and grow to over 10 feet tall and talk like Dennis Leary.
So after sucking in a deep breath and facing this little PITA thats younger than 2 of my kids this was my reply: "You were a bully in school. weren't you. Betcha it was because you felt inadequate due to a small penis, huh. Tell you what. Lets make a deal - right now. You keep your insignificant, narrow minded opinions off my dinner plate, and I won't share with the entire community at large your abusive tendencies stemming from your "Small Man" issues, m'kay?"

Worked... like... a charm. ;)


 Ahahahaha we should be neighbors! 


 Well we ARE in the same community ;)



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As a fellow vegan I am very aware of the hassle that we encounter at times with all the meat eating people wanting to know and trying to lecture us. I have often used THIS LINE THAT STOPS THEM RIGHT IN THEIR TRACKS:

THE ONLY MEAT I EAT ..CONSENTS TO IT!!! HAHAHA!



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kauaimandy wrote:

As a fellow vegan I am very aware of the hassle that we encounter at times with all the meat eating people wanting to know and trying to lecture us. I have often used THIS LINE THAT STOPS THEM RIGHT IN THEIR TRACKS:

THE ONLY MEAT I EAT ..CONSENTS TO IT!!! HAHAHA!


 That... that's... that's possibly the best one I've heard!

There must be a way of generalising it to meaning all animal produce, as in not just meat, but dairy and eggs too...



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My personal favorite when an acquaintance was questioning my eating habits and I told her how much weight I'd lost since becoming vegan and she laughed and rolled her eyes at me and said well thats ridiculous  I'll never give up my meat. I looked her 350lb frame up and down and said "yeah hows that working out for you?" she turned and walked away without another word



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Hahahahahaa! That's hilarious! I'm guessing not so much acquaintance, more enemy now? :D

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My brother: "You know, I read this study that said vegetarians are 80% more likely to suffer from a stroke."
My reply: "Really? You can read? I'll be darned... Well, I read a study recently that said nosy, ignorant, redneck little brothers are 80% more likely to be struck down by a sibling that finally snapped and ran over them with their own truck."



-- Edited by KBrouse on Saturday 3rd of December 2011 12:26:51 PM

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Question: "Don't you think your diet is a little, um, extreme?"
Answer: "Not really! Having my chest cracked open and a vein ripped out of my leg to replace the one thats clogged up with a life time of Big Macs, now THAT... that... sounds extreme."

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